Free design tip: Make it look like what Apple made

Another day, another example of the “natural evolution” of
design just happening to, quite coincidentally and certainly
without any conscious effort, trending toward, uh, well,
looking exactly like whatever Apple made.

Writing for The Verge, Vlad Savov takes a first look at
Huawei’s FreeBuds.

“Huawei’s wannabe AirPods look and feel

That’s about all he can say at this point as Huawei hasn’t let
anyone listen to anything with them yet.

In Europe, Huawei is pricing the FreeBuds at €159…

FreeBuds. Neither free nor associated with adorable and
precocious basketball-playing golden retrievers.

They do at least also come in black, unlike AirPods, which is
an improvement. However, just like those toys that have the
name of the show written on them, FreeBuds have “HUAWEI”
written down the stem. And people mock people who carrying
around Apple kit for sucking up the company’s insidious
branding. The Verge still believes the FreeBud look “good”,
somehow. Personally, the Macalope doesn’t even think AirPods
look very good, even though they’re an amazing product, and
stamping them with a brand name would not increase their

Savov has gone on a personal journey of exploration and
discovery about the AirPods from “You can shove those AirPods straight up…”
presumably something you prefer not to shove things up, to them
being “Apple’s best first-gen product in
 to “Yes, Huawei is copying Apple; but I’m not
a patent lawyer, I just want to see good tech proliferate.”

Credit to Savov for being able to admit he was wrong. That is
what good writers do, because we all make mistakes.

So now we have Android OEMs rushing to copy not one, but two
“ugly” Apple designs, AirPods and the notch. Boy, Betteridge’s Law really dunked hard on this
headline from Zach Epstein back in January:

“Is the era of copying Apple’s every move finally over for
Android phone makers?”

You couldn’t really blame it if it got a technical foul for
showboating after a dunk like that. The Macalope would be
breakdancing all over the court.

It’s a shame that Apple used the term “courage” when it talked
about removing the headphone jack, because the correct term for
what it does is more like “leadership.” Whether Android OEMS
are directly copying Apple or not, Apple is the company that
makes the room for these designs, it legitimizes them. And it
does so from a minority position in the market. If you’re
waiting for that to change, looks like 2018 is not your year.

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