By the ol’ Watch on the wrist, The Macalope sees that it is
once again angry-at-Apple o’clock. Which is to say that it is
any one of the 24 hours of the day.
Writing for both the sound and the fury over at Business
Insider, Christopher Curley says “I’ve used Apple computers my entire life.
Here’s why I’m never buying one again.” (Tip o’ the antlers
to Tibor, Nick and Jason.)
Is it because Business Insider pays by the outrage?
I’ve grown up with Apple computers my entire life, starting
with a model released the year I was born (1986).
The Macalope has seen a lot of over-the-top claims to have been
Apple’s “former biggest fan ever” but so far no one has said
they were Mac users right out of the womb.
For most of my life, I’ve been more than just an Apple fanboy
— I’ve been an Apple disciple.
Maybe that’s part of the problem. The Macalope has a head
shaped like a Classic Mac and even he wouldn’t describe himself
as a “disciple”.
I was on that level of frankly embarrassing devotion to
And now I’m swinging entirely the other way. Please take me
So when I say I’m leaving Apple computers behind, it feels a
little like leaving the church.
I make lot of my decisions based on emotional attachments!
Anyway, here are my very serious reasons for leaving Apple now.
First, a little history.
Ugh, didn’t we just do that? This is like those recipe blogs
that go on and on about some childhood story before giving you
their precious secret to buttered spaghetti.
It’s not me, it’s you
One of these days, The Macalope is going to bind up all these
weird “I’m breaking up with Apple!” pieces in a collection.
Then he’s going to throw them in the sea because they’re all
weird as heck.
Cutting to the chase, Curley’s complaint is that it’s getting
harder to repair Macs. Which is true over the last 10 years or
so, but there are some reasons why this seems like a weird hill
to die on right now. For example, the Mac mini arguably got
more repairable with the latest update, not less, a
fact that is strangely missing from Curley’s manifesto. Second,
his largest complaint, the T2 chips, brings a lot of benefits.
The final nail in the proverbial coffin for me and Apple was
the discovery in 2018 that new Macs would include Apple’s T2
Here’s how Curley explains what the T2 chip does:
…a processor that handles security features, including what
kind of replacement parts are allowed in the machine.
That’s it. Yes, it sure is easy to make grandiose stands on
principle when you fly past technical details in order to
scratch your itchy complaint about the company’s dastardly plan
to restrict repairability but the “security features” are the
whole point of the T2 chip. The T2 brings the same secure
enclave in iPhones to the Mac for storing biometric data, but
also enables other features, like securing the boot
process and disconnecting the microphone while the lid is
closed. Reasonable people can decide whether or not those
features are worth reducing the repair options. Well, not if
they read Business Insider because they won’t find a
description of them there as that would get in the way of the
Anyone have recommendations for a good PC?
That’s probably Apple’s fault, too, somehow.